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The Fanboys effortlessly block this attack. Many "Oh noes" and "No ways" are said, in case we couldn't figure out that this isn't a good sign.
  
But things go from bad to worse, as the Fanboys hit everyone with Jupitel [sic] Thunder. Yeah, no way I'm not changing that to Pornographic Lightning.
The Pornographic Lightning even knocks Iruga away, because...
  
... he would only stand in the way of the Fanboys' mass groping session.
...I die a little more on the inside...
 
After feeling up Judia and Hooters in all of the right places, the Fanboys move over to Yuufa.
Yuufa does the complete opposite of protecting her no-no parts: she assumes a "panicked girl" position so the camera can zoom in on her budding bosoms (*Barf*). The Fanboys only like 'em large and mostly exposed, however.
Also, I think I'm running out of synonyms for "breasts". My beloved readers, please contact me with your list of many ways to describe a woman's chest.
 
Yuufa actually fights off the Fanboys and Heals her injured party members without being told to. More proof that this episode is really out of the ordinary.
 
Iruga the Badass Stone Chucker is placed back into this scene to move the plot along. He orders for everyone except Judia to move on ahead without them.
Yup, we saw this setup back at the Pyramid Dungeon. The party inevitably separates so several plot points can be covered in the same time frame. Hooray, I just love it when the scene ends up switching constantly.
 
Takius, Yuufa, and Maya run a good distance before finding something they can ride. No, it's not another monster, it's just an elevator this time. Small favors, I suppose.
 
At the same time, they happen to be chased by a Bathory. Maya becomes another victim of Anime Girls Can't Run Without Falling Down Syndrome.
Join the fight against AGCRWFDS today! I predict 1-in-4 anime girls are already afflicted with this disease.
 
Oh, who didn't see this coming? Ma-chan tells Takius and Yuufa to go on without her, thus splitting the party even further, and she pulls out her axe to do something.
Let's start a count of when Maya Does Something. With her first instance from back in Episode 11, our MDS Count has now reached two.
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