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When we last left off, The Best Party Ever Since It Doesn't Have Roan just arrived at Aldebaran because of some purposely vague incident that we still need to find out.

To keep us in the dark a bit longer, the writers took this opportunity to remind us that the Kafra Main Office is also located at Aldebaran. French Maid Freaks, rejoice!!

By the way, these Kafras have names. As if we care.

Soling interrupts Taling's "customer service" (hint hint) because there's trouble at the old Clock Tower. It has...HAS...

...Whatever has happened, the 90 second long anime intro cuts in before we get to know. Gawd, just tell us already.

We finally learn what's wrong via a conversation between these two nameless people in the foreground: The Clock Tower won't stop ringing and there are monsters inside. Yeah. Such a life-threatening issue here.

Naturally, it's up to The Party Sans Roan to solve all problems everywhere. But first, Yuufa must eat a banana at many different camera angles, to the pleasure of perverts.

The inside of the Clock Tower probably doesn't look like any kind of real life clock tower. There are a lot of spinning wheels and chains and pendulums in worthless places. Oh, and there are clocks. Yes, clocks inside the Clock Tower, because that totally makes sense.

Takius leads the way, because she apparently has been here before. More on this...never, because the writers needed someone to inexplicably know how to stop the tower.

And here's obstacle number one! These two Deviruchis fall out from the darkness and proceed to...poke Yuufa's boobies.

With Roan not around, twice as much perverted stuff will happen. I just can't win, can I...

Sailor Moon gets humped in the back of the head by the other Deviruchi. Okay, that's it. I'm calling them "Fanboys" from now on.

Judia grabs the Fanboy hassling Sailor Moon and presses it against her melons. The Fanboy squeals in pleasure. I slam my head against a desk. Fucking writers.

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