 
Roan wonders aloud why the Repair NPC would rather fix Zombie!Keough's sword of evil than his Fire Katana. Dammit Roan, HE ALREADY GAVE YOU THAT ANSWER ON THE LAST PAGE. LISTEN, DAMN YOU!
Repair NPC expands on his answer by adding that there's no good and evil in swordsmanship. Excuse me, I meant evil. It's the person using the sword that's evil.
And those who are wondering: Yes, this philosophy is ripped off of Pokemon (the episode "The Island of Giant Pokemon").
 
In response, Roan starts talking to himself about wanting to get stronger in order to protect Yuufa. Because even though Iruga is so much better at that and Zombie!Keough has told him that he fails at protecting her, that's his only purpose in life.
Repair NPC is touched by this willingness to use a sword to obsess over someone and finally decides to repair Roan's Fire Katana. This was totally a good use of six minutes. Hooray.
One Solemn Montage of Sword Repairs later and Roan is sent back into the world that hates him. Repair NPC reminds him it's okay to make women cry, but not okay to fuck up his work.
Watch Roan do both by the end of the series.
Out of things to do, Roan walks around Prontera in a daze and thinks back to what Doppelganger told him: That he sucks and can't protect Yuufa.
Doppelganger, may you live on in spirit. Or as Pokemon Sapphire version.
And now let's prepare for trouble, because it's the third appearance of Team Rocket! Meowth's belly really disturbs me, now that I've seen all of it from the front.
 
James and Meowth pick up on this episode's theme of making fun of Roan. My gawd, this is the best episode of the series.
Random fact: Meowth has a giant stomach, but no ass. How is that possible?
 
Jessie gets a different idea from seeing Roan alone and recruits him as a member of Team Rocket.
James and Meowth are naturally shocked: Why would anyone in their right mind want that dumbass in their party?...to which Jessie seems to say that the sex with James and Meowth isn't exciting any more.
...But having sex with Roan is just worse on a completely different level.
 
James and Meowth voice their objections in the form of stating the obvious: Roan sucks and they don't need his sorry ass.
Roan, however, takes up Jessie's offer in hopes of becoming stronger. To protect Yuufa. GET IT? ROAN WANTS TO GET STRONGER TO PROTECT YUUFA. ALSO, ROAN WANTS TO GET STRONGER TO PROTECT YUUFA. Gawd, I hate this anime's writers.
Being the authority of Team Rocket, Jessie formally accepts Roan as a member and moves in to make out with him. Is there no line between crime and promiscuity?
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