
This episode starts with Roan slashing away at Skeleton Workers in Coal Mines. Judging by the loud, angry grunting and little mercy shown to even pitiful looking skeletons, we can tell that Roan Isn't Quite Himself.
He even overuses his sword so much (heh) that it breaks, which is only possible in the game if he's in the Over-Thrust status (heh).

With few options left, Roan returns to Prontera and finds a Blacksmith to repair his long, hot sword. Unfortunately, this Repair NPC is a dirty homosexual pedophile that gets way too close to Roan's face.
Whatever his sexual intentions, the Repair NPC refuses to help Roan. Let's all rejoice, for this episode is all about making fun of or pissing off Roan.

Roan asks why this guy refuses business, to which he responds that Roan is so stupid that he shouldn't be asking such a stupid question. But then the answer is pretty stupid, so all I can say is that this scene sucks so far.

At that very moment, Zombie!Keough walks in and asks for the sword that Iruga broke in Episode 11. Apparently, this guy doesn't pity the sword that goes around slicing up people in the name of evil.

Roan, slow as ever, takes a while to notice that it's Zombie!Keough standing behind him.
Zombie!Keough warns Roan not to do anything stupid, but Roan responds with a killing intent laced with diagonal blue stripes. Zombie!Keough isn't phased, as he simply positions his sword very close to cutting off Roan's neck.
DO IT! KILL HIM NOW! PLEASE!!

But darn, Zombie!Keough doesn't follow through. At least he burns Roan pretty badly before leaving. Haha!
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