 
In the face of this scenario, Tits and Rai spontaneously turn into Romeo and Juliet, contemplating dying together happily. This is to show how they truly wuvv each other. Aww.
And the camera pans out to show us that they've only killed eight monsters. Worthless.
 
Now that the Player Phase has ended, it's time for Osiris to control the Enemy Phase [/Fire Emblem]. He orders all units to recklessly rush forward to end this series five and half minutes in the eleventh episode.
Remember, blurred pictures and camera pans denote motion.
  
But before Osiris can free me of my recapping duties, Takius shows up with her bullshit AoE Frost Diver. Yes, Undeads can be frozen in the anime, and game mechanics don't exist here.
She's also accompanied by the potion chucking Maya and all of the useless Thieves from the last episode.
 
Just the Thieves actually do something this time! They charge into an epic battle that will not be relevant to the plot at all, so they're actually just decoys for the main characters now.
Tits' Papa shows up and doesn't beat the shit out of Rai for fucking everything up. Instead, he reminds them that Osiris is the only target they really need to kill.
 
Since Yuufa, even with her SP restored, still doesn't use Heal on Iruga, Judia asks if Maya has any marijuana medicine or bandages.
Thus, Judia gets to man-handle Iruga a bit while applying the bandages. Oh baby.
  
Back at Morroc, the Morrocians believe that their wooden door and walls will save them from millions of monsters with giant hammers.
 
But their dramatic endeavors are in vain. The monsters break down the door and effortlessly kill everyone in their path.
 
The local Kafras cheat death by hiding behind a building, because the writers don't want the population of French Maids to decrease by any amount.
Glaris sends an SOS via telegraph to the Kafra Main Office, making sure to say what she's sending out loud as if it were a telephone.
  
In doing so, the Kafras broadcast the message to all of Rune Midgard using yellow font that appears on your screen the Midgar[d]s Broadcasting Station. This broadcast reaches everywhere: Payon, Prontera, Geffen...
  
...and even inside of the Pyramid. Wow, that's one hell of a loudspeaker.
Back with the Epic Battle, Tits' Papa, like Rai, leaps at Osiris to thrust his crotch into the mummified king's face. I guess that's how Thieves actually fight.
But that doesn't turn out too well, as he is intercepted in midair by Not!Keough! The guy must've been bored, being left out of the script for a third of the episode.
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