 
But before Maya can leave, Judia can check out Iruga's ass, or Jamey can celebrate, this distraction to their current line of thought shows up. It's a rather pretty female Thief running straight towards them, with her chest wobbling left and right as she moves.
Roan suddenly turns into a zombie over this arousing sight: his eyes become lifeless and he moans in a disturbing manner. Can someone pass me a shotgun?
  
Badass!Iruga detects that this Thief is up to...thievery, and stops the girl named "Tis" from getting away. Given her recent chest wobbling and the spelling of her name, I don't even hesitate to rename her "Tits."
Tits pouts on her ass about how she's the daughter of the boss of the Thief Guild, because that's totally a great thing to say out in public. Because Tits plays by the ol' "it's not stealing unless you get caught" rule, she returns a bag of money and a mini-Yuufa doll.
 
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...I really don't want to know what Roan does with that Yuufa doll.
Tits whines some more about needing money. To answer as to why, we'll need a flashback to explain it, preferably in black and white.
  
And right on cue, the camera zooms in on Tits and the flashback starts! All is right with the world now.
This scene contains an explosion at the Pyramid Dungeon and this band of mercenaries running the hell away, even though they were paid to kill monsters inside.
If you're looking for a reason why there was an explosion, there is none.
 
Ah ha! So Tits needs more money to hire better prostitutes mercenaries to defeat the recent upsurge of evil within the dungeon.
We also learn that Tits is in connection with Rai, the Thief with Cool Hair from before.
  
Tits wraps up the flashback by stating that Rai broke the Thief's Law for the sake of treasure, and that Rai is actually her boyfriend. Roan becomes depressed when he finally understands that he'll never get the nookie with Tits. Or anyone sane.
  
Exposition!Takius finally finds her chance to say something...that we could've deduced simply from the fact that Osiris was referred to as "King Osiris" and that he is mummified.
Tits ignores this sudden burst of useless exposition and talks about what happened to Rai: he was tricked into entering Osiris' tomb by a masked man.
How convenient! They somehow showed up in Morroc at the same time Not!Keough is there, and they somehow got a lead from a person closely involved with the situation! Someone pass the writers a cookie.
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