 
For the third time in a row, we start an episode with a flashback! This time, it's of how Maya the Ugly Baby somehow ended up on an abandoned ship that happened to sail into Alberta.
Inside of the treasure box stashed away with Maya is...
...a large testicle. End of flashback!
 
Back with our heroes, alongside Roan, Yuufa, and Maya, they are on a speeding steamboat en route to Alberta. Yuufa has conveniently forgotten all of the events of the last episode. Roan sounds really creepy again.
 
And we finally get the answer to "WHAT HAPPENED TO ALBERTA??!?!": It was overrun by monsters, so it's time for this small party of six to liberate an entire town of useless NPCs.
Maya, however, is really ANGSTY about her return to her home town. Again, BUT WHY?!?!
But when their boat arrives at the dock, they can't find any monsters. Yuufa thinks that her mini-Flail is really scary again. Yeeaaaah.
  
Well, what do you know! All monsters that apparently overrun the city are just a bunch of low level nuisances that people (including the same damn Acolyte that apparently died) don't really care about. Your basic bunch of Porings, Poporings, Fabres, and Lunatics.
...But that still doesn't explain how the Nameless Merchant from the last episode ended up limp and burnt-looking with dire news for Maya. Does anyone else think the writers didn't really plan this episode in advance?
And this asshole rubs the fact that the reason they came here in the first place is worthless.
Whatever. We somehow had to get Maya back to Alberta for her stupid back story.
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