What is That Sword of Yours There For?

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Oh yeah, almost forgot about those two.

Yuufa decides to act in the name of JUSTICE. Roan, on the other hand, decides that he picked the world's most annoying slampiece.

It must totally suck ass to be Roan right now.

Three First Class characters < Two 2-2 Classes and One 2-1 Class.

Out of options that don't involve him losing his leading lady, Roan is forced to draw his sword. At waist height. Because it makes him feel bigger, if you know what I mean.

The moment he does this, the Thug Trio (fuck it, I'm naming them Team Rocket) runs off. Roan starts up one of many cocky speeches, figuring that his badass threat scared them away.

This anime's dialogue hurts SO BAD.

Sorry Roan. It was actually the Prontera Knights and their fat Pecos that forced them to run.

And that's how inane this scene was. It lasted so long that the proper authorities were able to show up.

Hooters finally gives us her true name, Takius. Because I like my nickname for her, I'll interchange between them when I feel like it.

Takius obliges to thank Yuufa and Roan for...stalling for time. No, she doesn't mean to thank them like that. Though they do go to a comfy inn.

Several hours later (I guess. It's dusk now?), and we see Team Rocket has been reduced to eating bread and water out of the scope of the police.

Almost everything that comes out of Jessie's mouth (Jessie = Lady, James = Blacksmith, and Meowth = The fat Rogue) is a bunch of whining. Damn, she needs to take it to LiveJournal.

Teehee. She said "come" twice.

Damn, this makes Hooters sound like such a whore.

No. NO. BAD HOOTERS.

The imagery of Roan and Yuufa doing it is much too offensive. I must report her report to the GMs for harassment or some bullshit Carebear-the-server abuse.

Yuufa places Roan in the Friend Zone: the death of any possibility for an intimate relationship

And finally, we get to the main point of this scene: Takius talking about the current state of the world.

Okay, there isn't anything special. Just your usual "monsters are evil," "earthquakes and tsunamis are bad," and "the world is screwed" kind of speeches you hear from the typical nihilist.

Yuufa cares about that topic as much as I do, and just wants to know what the deal is with her blindfold.

Shit, I have the same attention span as Yuufa? NOOOOO!!! [/Darth Vader]

As you may have guessed, there's a much longer explanation for the blindfold. One that doesn't stop until very late in the series. And, as a bonus for this anime, involves pedophilia. Again, I'm not making that up.

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