One anime intro later and it's evening in Geffen. Roan tightly grasps his long, hot sword and grunts with each practice thrust.
No, I won't stop with the sword = penis jokes.
 
Then all of a sudden, it starts raining Yuufa's laundry. Or he's given a cold shower, depending on how sick-minded you are.
Why, it must be his birthday!
 
Yuufa apologizes how her wet laundry magically flew out of the window and precisely onto her man slave. She even lies that she just forgot to wash her clothes earlier.
Roan, hoping to get into Yuufa's panties, tells her not to worry: he'll do her laundry for her! Just like every other time!...because he's so whipped.
 
The scene changes to Iruga and the minimally dressed Huntress from the last episode. Also, her name won't be revealed in this episode either. For now, she will be named "Saori Nako" because I'm a nerd that willingly played Ganguro Girl.
Iruga walks with his crotch in the camera, showing off a significant bump between his legs. Saori comes up with an excuse to check out Iruga's ass.
Damn, THIS ANIME IS JUST SO WRONG!
  >
Hoping to combo into 60% damage with a Shoryuken, the writers thought it appropriate to throw this at me.
...Why won't I die...
 
Yuufa comments on how the great the breeze feels on her exposed flesh. Iruga looks up and grins an awkward grin at the two of them.
...Fucking hell, Yuufa's whoring affects people walking casually on the streets too.
Iruga changes direction to back the way he came from, and away from the Inn. Saori bitches about not being able to sleep in a soft bed tonight.
Or to be more precise, that they won't be able to spend the night together in "a" soft bed. Meaning...one bed, as opposed to if she said, "in soft beds."
You can't see me, so you'll have to imagine me slamming my head against the keyboard riohgt nwfeokpw.
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